I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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