He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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