Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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