I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
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theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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