Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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