Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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