his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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