He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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