please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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