She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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