If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
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