jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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