Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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