By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just invented taco cereal.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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