How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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