Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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