i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for