took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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