I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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