OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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