she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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