Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
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no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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