you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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