Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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