let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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