You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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