If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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