it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
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Be still, my beating vagina.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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