ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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