It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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