She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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