Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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