..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
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I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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