Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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