My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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