I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
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