There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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