Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
where am i from again
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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