found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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