Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
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It's never too late to be topless.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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