how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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