She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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