What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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