member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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