I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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