So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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