like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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