i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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