: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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