I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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