you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
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Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize