Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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