tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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