I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
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Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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