It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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