Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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